This is probably the BEST Dark Knight parody I've seen in a long, LONG time...maybe even THE best. Very, VERY clever puns on the original dialogue, and the Batman/Joker scenes were just hilarious. I love the part with the french fries, lmao. The bathroom humor was a little nasty at one point, but I was able to overlook that since it was awesome ( Read more... )

Title: A Bitter Pill to Swallow (Pt 2)
Authors: KL & Rachel
Summary: When the Joker discovers he failed in killing Rachel Dawes, he engages her in a battle of wits that forces her to see herself in her true form.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue

( When the Joker brought the red-tinted blade to his torn lips, Rachel winced when she realized his mouth was colored from where he’d forgotten to wipe away blood - HER blood )

Title: A Bitter Pill to Swallow (Pt 1)
Authors: KL & Rachel
Summary: When the Joker discovers he failed in killing Rachel Dawes, he engages her in a battle of wits that forces her to see herself in her true form.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue

( You tried to kill that little bunny, but you failed. There's still a little bit of fight left in her )

Title: Ink and Bandaids (Pt 4)
Author: KL...that's moi
Genre: Crossover (TDK/Secretary)
Pairing: Joker/Lee
Rating: R
Warning: Sadomasochistic, sexual descriptions
Summary: Lee Holloway, an awkward, young sado-masochistic secretary, comes to Gotham after her divorce to live with her aunt. Will a certain painted man with knives, and an equal love for ( Read more... )

Title: Ink and Bandaids (Pt 3)
Author: KL...that's moi
Genre: Crossover (TDK/Secretary)
Pairing: Joker/Lee
Rating: R
Warning: Disturbing situations, sensuality
Summary: Lee Holloway, an awkward, young sado-masochistic secretary, comes to Gotham after her divorce to live with her aunt. Will a certain painted man with knives, and an equal love for ( Read more... )

Title: Ink and Bandaids (Pt 2)
Author: KL...that's moi
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: Joker/Lee
Rating: R
Warning: Masturbation, masochism, "colorful" aka sexual thoughts
Summary: Lee Holloway, an awkward, young sado-masochistic secretary, comes to Gotham after her divorce to live with her aunt. Will a certain painted man with knives, and an equal ( Read more... )

Title: Ink and Bandaids
Author: KL (me)
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: Joker/Lee Holloway
Rating: R, possibly NC-17
Warning: Self-harm, mild description of dom-sub behavior
Summary: Lee Holloway, an awkward, young sado-masochistic secretary, comes to Gotham after her divorce to live with her aunt. Will a certain painted man with knives, and an equal ( Read more... )

Title: Voice Inside My Head

Disclaimer: I know none of the people involved in this. This is done for entertainment purposes only. No profit is being made and no harm is intended whatsoever.

Summary: I can't seem to let The Dark Knight go. So I won't. Heath RPF with various other appearances from the cast of The Dark Knight.
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( Voice Inside My Head )